Random Thots...

Hmmmmm.. so i think I'm in love.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sorry couldnt help myself.. in love? wots dat? is dat the name of an island... somewhere off the coast of the bahamas?? lol.. hahahahahaa.. I'm so silly... and no I am not anti love oh.. I am all for being in love and all that mushy love stuff but... yeah..it seems to be eluding me as for right now.. and i am not exactly chasing after it either :-D... selfish remember.. lol.. anyways I have been having all these random thots going thru my head.. obviously sparked from reading stuff or discussing with friends and listening to the people on tv... so wot the hell is wrong with the University Academic system in Nigeria???? Like is it really a hopeless situation or are people just too freaking non chalant about it... slanting buildings about to collapse any minute... insuffficient chairs in class room ppl end up sitting on the floor to learn (including pregnant women!!!), Inconsiderate, unequipped, extremely daft, very slow, outdated professors who do not make it to class, do not take time out to give a proper lecture.. but at the end of the month stretch out their hands for salary... like is there nothing wrong with this picture abi am i just hallucinating here? Lets move from the academic aspect to the freaking administrative side of the schools.. HOPELESS!! No customer service attitude, no clue about their job descriptions.. just dumb, daft people who sit at their desks with their brains switched to neutral!!.. why the hell did the government not just privatize the state universities instead of giving licenses to private organizations.. like where the hell is the minister of education anyways... thats a hands on job not a freaking 'sit in my oversized office at my oversized desk' and dole out orders!!! like really?? smart way to handle a bunch of lazy, looking for an easy buck group of people.. u have to show ur face and let em know that you mean business... First of all you have to come up with a strategy to rescucitate the state universities cos right now they are ALL dead!!!! Not just the infrastructure but the actual curriculum is outdated and unacceptable... aaaarrrggghhhhh... can people begin to use their God given right to THINK!!!! ..... ok so i had to let it out.. im going to sit down and think really hard about this.. there has to be a solution.. and I believe that anything is possible for those who believe and have faith... I have faith... and i believe... there has to be a way... there just has to be..

P.S This came to me while I was reading a friend's blog, and she talked about a student in Unilag who shot himself because he was frustrated with the school system and a particular supervisor who had prevented him from graduating for THREE WHOLE YEARS!!! thats enuff to drive anybody off the deep end... so he killed himself just like dat.. and that supervisor still got paid his monthly salary.. like dat... something has to be done.. no NEEDS to be done... that boy's life story is the story of millions of students all over Nigeria... spending 8 to 10 years in school for a 4 yr course... like WHY??????? WHY???????.... im done...

Work shenninigans... lol

one of our patients called jus now..
looking for a pescription for plan b rite..
so i tell her dat we cant give her a pescription for it cos its no longer a pescription drug
its an over the counter drug
so she starts screaming 'oh my God'
Oh my God
so im like is she ok... she asks me how much it is
and i said it was like 45 to 50 bucks
lol
She starts screaming even louder
Oh my God
Oh my God
so funny
steer clear from unprotected sex!!!! lol!!
trust me I KNOW!!!!
lol

ok like watthehellmen
like it seems like most of these students went on a smoking and drinking spree thruout the long weekend
and den woke up dis morning and forgot to showerr OR brush
as in GODDAMN!!!!
One just came in now..
errmmm can i make an appt?
sure u can
wots d matter
(mind u he looks like crap and smells like shit)
ermmm i think i have a cold..
and a bad headache (hmmm go figure... its a freaking hangover!!!)
lol
I smile and say.. sure u can have an appt.. how about at 2:30
more like how about a shower
and maybe the sound of a toothbrush hitting ur teeth!
lol
ok i need to stop
jeez!
LOL

Guys, Men, Dudes

Ok, so wots this thing about me only attracting guys that are either married, about to be married or alreay in relationships. Like seriously... is it written on my forhead that I am not trying to get married... EVER... lol.. ok take Mr A for example, he is in a 2 yr relationship, he claims that he loves his girlfriend but then he really loves me too.. im so this and i'm so that.. so will he leave his girlfriend.. errrr nah... he doesnt know if that's the right thing for him too do yet..as in how will the poor girl feel.. like BOO HOOOO.. who cares! do I want him to leave his girlfriend?? HELL FREAKING NO!! cos wot he is doing unto her with me so shall he do unto me with someone else.. my father paid alot of money for me to go to school oh!! i no be mugu!! lol Now here's Mr B... he has been dating his girlfriend for like a year now, mind you, Mr B is at the 'ripe' age for a marriage type of relationship.. so he's toasting me, being all nice and caring and all that... and never discusses his girlfriend.. always puts her in the shadows like she doesnt exist...OKKKK...Mr C... hmmmmm doesnt know if he's in a relationship or not... but there's a complication there... that involves a possible chick.. but we flirt and we seem to like each other..cool cool... but All these men coming at me at the same time oh!!! Mr D... well to be honest.. i dunno if Mr D has a girlfriend/wife and kids/ complicated chick story or sth... he says he's single... but I am so paranoid that i'm afraid he probably has a family stacked away somewhere and he's pretending.. as in how can only me.. 3 men with ties to other chicks!! God help me oh.. i love my independence but i want to marry too oh!!!!!

MARRIAGE CRAZE!!

Ok so it seems that the new fad in town is getting married... even 15 year olds wanna get married and start a family.. I went home (Nigeria) for christmas and EVERYBODY was either getting married, getting engaged or couldnt stop talking about when it would be their turn in this lifetime.. I sat there wondering what the hell was wrong with me!! Why didnt I feel the pressure or the need to even be in a relationship not to talk of marriage.. MARRIAGE KE??!! the thought alone send shivers down my spine.. lol.. (if my aunties heard this they would send me for deliverance) talking of deliverance, one of my very good friends (Pretty, intelligent, extremely driven, God fearing and smart!) was gisting me of how her mother sent her for deliverance and placed her on a 21 day fast just so that she would find a husband.. soon.. LOL like watthehellmen!!! r u for real!! (I dont blame her mum tho.. with all those qualities.. hmmm i will marry her to my brother quick quick lol) but sadly, that's the reality of the society we live in.. Anyways, so i'm sitting in my room, after going through a series of sermons from my uncles and aunties aboout what was next for me, considering the fact that I had graduated from university and i was 'ripe' for marriage (at age 22)... thankfully my parents do not share such views AT ALL!!! (HALLELUJAH!!) LOL... but bcos of how preoccupied everyone else was about it.. i began to feel like there was something wrong with me.. I wasnt even interested in meeting the potential Mr. Right.. So as I pondered on these things... IT HIT ME!!!

I enjoyed being SELFISH!!! lol.. I enjoyed doing things my own way, i could sleep over anywhere I wanted, eat anywhere/anything I wanted, buy whatever I wanted, wear whatever I wanted, wasnt obligated to call anybody 10 times a day morning, afternoon and night, I could basically do ANYHTING i wanted without explaining, justifying, asking permission first... I could just do ME!!! I was now addicted to my independence... A life that was centered around CRYSTALBEL...So as this realisation dawned on me... a smile spread across my face cos then I knew I wasnt crazy I just enjoyed paying attention to Crystalbel for the first time in a long time...

Phew that felt good.. I think I will do this more often.. thanks Scomiss for giving me a way out..

WOW!! DING DING!!!

Ok so when I started out with this blogging thing, I thot I needed to be all poetic and stuff... u know, finding words that rhymed together and all that..so i tried.. i really did.. lol.. but i think it sucked.. well maybe except the last 2 or 3 because they were straight from my heart and past experiences.. lol.. anyways i came across my friend's blog and after i read all 20 of the posts, i figured out why blogging was essential.. it definitely created an avenue for release.. you can say whatever is on your mind.. whatever's weighing you down.. you just get it out there and feel better.. so i decided to change my blogging style... from now on. strictly from the heart.. unedited and uncensored.. :-)

Here it goes!!! Wish me luck..